*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
if anyone ever tells you to man up, just knock them unconscious and as they lie motionless of the ground, lean over them and whisper
L is for Leader
Nelson Mandela sets the standard. There’s no other like him.
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”
I LOVE THE SECOND ONE WHERE HE LOOKS UP AND IS ALL “WTF HUMAN, YOU GIVE THEM TO ME IN THE WRONG ORDER.”
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
Princesses and hats.
Literally none of these princesses are wearing hats.
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
TIS THE SEASON
i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)