Paradoxology

Why don’t we do something normal for once, that is not sex. Like have breakfast or do the crosswords or whatever it is that actual couples do.

brattylifts:

the more i look at girls the more i’m like wow i like girls

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

beyonslayed:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS

gfrees:

this laffy taffy is getting deep

gfrees:

this laffy taffy is getting deep

zombiesdocrossfit:

You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

The female body is the purest form of art you will ever see.

This place has everything…