Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
If you call yourself a survivor of the “abortion holocaust” don’t even look at me don’t even be within a 100 feet radius of me
The time is up.
bisexual means attracted to men and women. bilingual means you speak men and women. bichrome means having two colours, men and women.
The kids face behind her is my reaction