She pays me back everyday, just by being my wife.
I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
Are we going to ignore the fact that it’s wearing a watch?
It has to know what time to display on its face.
HOW IS THERE A GIF IN THIS SCREENSHOT I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE
Do you really think a screen shot is powerful enough to stop Beyonce from flipping her hair?