Paradoxology

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

rousoku:

If you call yourself a survivor of the “abortion holocaust” don’t even look at me don’t even be within a 100 feet radius of me

Petition to stop calling it homosexual, bisexual, pansexual, etc. and call it homosexy, bisexy, and pansexy ‘cause queers are hella sexy.
Kristen Guin, founder of Queerability, via Twitter.
(via queerability)

our-memories-defeat-us:

The time is up.

NO

disease-we-crave:

bisexual means attracted to men and women. bilingual means you speak men and women. bichrome means having two colours, men and women.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all