Why don’t we do something normal for once, that is not sex. Like have breakfast or do the crosswords or whatever it is that actual couples do.
the more i look at girls the more i’m like wow i like girls
that is actually a perfect description
this laffy taffy is getting deep
You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”